Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
Parent: what does a cow say?
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
ruby + fries
I do love this, although it does bring up the question, since demons are repelled by salt, is she really getting the full experience?
Maybe she liked salted fries just as people like spicy food?
#it’s a metaphor #she puts the killing thing in her mouth and she doesn’t let it kill her
But she had sex with sam.
realization: the hufflepuff common room/dormitories is a freaking hobbit hole.
to make my point clear, this comes up if you put “hufflepuff common room” in google images:
which is, you know, Bag End.
but also here:
this, combined with the fact that our dormitories are right next to the kitchen leaves me with one conclusion:
hufflepuffs are, in fact, hobbits.
Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida. Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"THE BAND PLAYS ON."
MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND
AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…
OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.
SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS
AND THE BAND PLAYS ON